YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
PACKING YOUR BAGS FULL OF SNACKS
YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
IN ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD
YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
BEHIND THE WHEEL OF YOUR OWN AUTOMOBILE
YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
AT A SHITTY CONVENTION
WITH EVEN SHITTIER ATTENDEES
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
WELL, WHY DID I COME HERE?

LETTING THE CONS GO BY, EXPECTATIONS FALLING UNDER

AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
HOW DO THEY LIVE WITH THEMSELVES
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
WHERE DID I PARK MY AUTOMOBILE
AND YOU MAY TELL YOURSELF
THIS IS NOT AN ANIME CON
THIS IS NOT WHERE I WANTED TO BE
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
MY GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

LETTING THE CONS GO BY, EXPECTATIONS FALLING UNDER

LAME AS IT EVER WAS, LAME AS IT EVER WAS, LAME AS IT EVER WAS, LAME AS IT EVER WAS, LAME AS IT EVER WAS, LAME AS IT EVER WAS.